Other People's Cake

from Vice interview with Kato Kaelin

Bottom line, I think O.J. is the kind of guy that wants his cake and to eat a lot of cake from other people, too. He really does.

Most selfish people want only "to have their cake and eat it too." To his confidante Kaelin, O.J. Simpson is the type who wants to eat other people's cake, presumably after having finished off his own piece. He's doubly, postmodernly cursed with dissatisfaction. At least no one called him a "cake-eater."

Marie Antoinette could never have foreseen the greed and competitiveness that would inspire Simpson to murder his ex-wife, so dissatisfied was he with his own allotment of cake.